Sven (or Zerg, depends on what's easier to pronounce)
Software engineer. Tinkerer. Accidental writer.
Hey, I'm Sven (online: Zerg). I'm a software engineer who'd rather be building things than talking about them — except I've learned the talking-about-them part is kind of the point. By day it's mostly C# and the Microsoft stack; by night I tinker with side projects, half of which actually work.
The Hatchery is my workshop window: where I bring those hatchlings out into the open, write about the weird detours they took, and jot down the stuff I wish someone had written down before I had to figure it out the hard way.
LISA is the mascot. She's a sassy chibi with strong opinions, mostly about me, and she's here to make sure I never take any of it too seriously.
Hire me
Day job aside, I take on contract work through CrossAge Studio — building .NET products and wiring real AI into them. If you've got something that needs building, fixing, or an LLM done properly, here's the serious version of all this.
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The Hatchery is a hobby project. If something I wrote saved you an afternoon of head-scratching and you'd like to say thanks, there's a tip jar.
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Got a typo spotted, a question, a suggestion, or something I should write about? Drop a line at contact@zergstechhatchery.com.
