Sven (or Zerg, depends on what's easier to pronounce)

Hey, I'm Sven (online: Zerg). I'm a software engineer who'd rather be building things than talking about them — except I've learned the talking-about-them part is kind of the point. By day it's mostly C# and the Microsoft stack; by night I tinker with side projects, half of which actually work.

The Hatchery is my workshop window: where I bring those hatchlings out into the open, write about the weird detours they took, and jot down the stuff I wish someone had written down before I had to figure it out the hard way.

LISA is the mascot. She's a sassy chibi with strong opinions, mostly about me, and she's here to make sure I never take any of it too seriously.